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I Fed My Cat a Dog for Breakfast

Posted: May 22, 2008, 17:05:31 pm by jim

Rushing out the door getting to work... shit! ... feed the cat! .... what?! ... no more cat food?! ... no problem, there's some in the earthquake kit ... shit! ... the cat food in the earthquake kit expired in february of 2007! ... maybe there's something in the fridge I can give her ... shit! ... old corn ... cheese ... spoiled milk ... salsa ... beer ... avacado ... nothing for Chessie! ... crap, I'm soooo late ... LIGHTBULB! ... wait, there's a hot dog in there somewhere! ... "do not consume after June 5, 2008", ok it's still good ... no nitrates ... beef ... kosher ... unfiltered, unadulturated pure meat! ... Cats are Carnivores! ... Jen, get the blender, quick! ... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ... here Chessie, Chessie, Chessie!!! ... She LOVES it! ... ok, let's go to work ...

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